i already want to kill myself
great way to start school
mY FUCKING GOD USE MOTHER FUCKING CONTEXT CLUE IF I SAY ZEDD I MEAN ZEDD NOT ANYONE ELSE BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE IS SPECIFICALLY CALLED ZEDD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
idk i should probably just come back huh
affection is dumb and gross
drown me in it
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Tumblrs biggest fandoms….In CAKE form!
And lets not forget…our lovely youtubers!
How can we talk about cakes
IS THAT SUPERNATURAL AND MY LITTLE PONY
MY TIME IS HERE
And then there’s the K-Pop fandom…
I remember the day I found out “tall dark and handsome” just meant “tan white guys with black hair” and I was never more confused in all my years of life
I feel this on a spiritual level I was so mad
I officially have no life and I don’t mind.
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
some dude started throwing pebbles at my window so i went over and opened it and he was like “oh shit you’re not my girlfriend” in a very obviously intoxicated way and I said no, probably not and he asked me if I wanted to be his new girlfriend since he couldn’t remember where her house was and I said no thank you
okay so he left and came back and threw rocks again and I opened my window and he was like “sHIT this still isnt her house”